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1被白雪公主挑毛病的王子

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???「???你?????话???还???真???是???不???中???听???啊???。???」

???「???美???丽???的???女???人???如???果???习???惯???受???到???众???人???的???倾???慕???和???chong???爱???,???只???会???越???来???越???jiao???纵???,???不???如???就???等???着???看???戏???吧???。???」

???「???噢???,???你???真???坏???。???」

???「???彼???此???彼???此???。???」

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???虽???然?????只???要???是???公???主???,???都???多???多???少???少???有???点???公???主???病???,???但???王???子???实???在???无???法???忍???受???了???。

???新???婚???第???一???晚???,???白???雪???公???主???就?????睡???前???要???喝???牛???nai???才???会???睡???得???好???,???於???是???zuo???为???丈???夫???的???王???子???,???ti???贴???地???去???替???她???倒???了???一???杯???牛???nai???过???来???。

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???王???子???心???想???也???对???,???是???他???太???cu???心???了???,???於???是???就???用???锅???子???把???牛???nai???加???热???,???再???端???回???寝???殿???。

???「???加???热???过???tou???,???腥???味???都???跑???出???来???了???,???我???不???喝???这???zhong???东???西???。???」???白???雪???公???主???皱???起???眉???tou???。

???还???算???老???实???的???王???子???,???又???回???到???厨???房???,???重???新???煮???了???一???杯???新???的???牛???nai???,???在???沸???腾???前???把???火???关???掉???,???温???度???不???冷???不???热???刚???刚???好???。

???太???完???美???了???,???这???下???白???雪???一???定???会???满???意???的???,???王???子???高???兴???地???端???着???牛???nai???回???到???寝???房???。

???「???我???不???想???喝???牛???nai???了???,???倒???杯???红???酒???来???吧???,???要???冰???一???点???哦???。???」

???不???是?????睡???前???喝???冷???的???对???胃???不???好???吗???!???!???!

???王???子???忍???着???不???耐???烦???,???又???去???倒???了???冰???凉???的???红???酒???,???还???特???地???用???最???清???澈???的???水???晶???杯???装???着???,???希???望???妻???子???能???满???意???。

???果???然???,???白???雪???公???主???微???笑???着???喝???了???一???口........

???「???这???只???是???新???的???酒???啊???,???我???只???喝???五???年???以???上???的???,???难???dao???你???的???品???味???这???麽???差???吗???????真???是???连???我???的???仆???人???都???比???不???上???。???」

???王???子???不???敢???置???信???地???瞪???大???眼???,???然???後???跟???白???雪???公???主???吵???了???一???架???。

???之???後???每???天???,???都???是???大???吵???小???吵???不???断???,???别?????dong???房???,???不???动???手???就???不???错???了???。

???他???很???後???悔???结???婚???前???没???多???相???chu1???,???只???是???在???舞???会???上???看???到???貌???美???如???花???的???白???雪???公???主???,???就???跟???她???求???婚???,???还???答???应???要???陪???她???一???起???住???在???这???个???国???家???,???不???必???远???嫁???。

???而???白???雪???,???大???概???也???是???因???为???看???他???顺???眼???,???就???嫁???给???他???的???吧???,???两???个???人???一???样???的???肤???浅???,???一???样???的???愚???蠢???。

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